January 17, 2013
Just something to have on the side for reference~

Just something to have on the side for reference~

January 16, 2013
I laughed a little too hard at this.

I laughed a little too hard at this.

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July 14, 2012 • 1 note
Q
If you could change one thing about you, what would it be? Physical, habit, whatever.
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If I could change one thing about me; Physical, habit, etc. I would probably say my temper. I would like to be able to fail at something and control my temper a little better. Swearing loudly and throwing a fit is never really appealing.

July 14, 2012 • 1 note
Q
Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back
skepticalqueen
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Ten things about me (only now that it’s MONTHS later, aha.):

10. I have thought so deeply about the nothingness that will come after death that I put myself into a panic attack. (While driving. :\)

9. I hate my knuckles, I think they’re too fat.

8. I can’t seem to keep anything clean for extended periods of time.

7. I have an entire pantry full of manga/books. Plus a bookshelf outside of the pantry.

6. I have atleast 17 pairs of shoes that I only wear maybe 2 of in a month span.

5. I would love to have a tail. Monkey tail so it could be like an extra appendage, or kitty/fox tail so I can use it like a teddy bear and be super adorable.

4. I sometimes wish I were more religious because I’m jealous that people can have such undying faith in something with no proof.

3. I feel bad for woman kind because I think I would have made an awesome man. (Though I prefer being female.)

2. I want to go into massage therapy as soon as I can get my lazy ass up to apply for college.

1. I have epic dreams so I sleep to escape being bored, or depression.

December 26, 2011

Now That Chrismas is Done

Kalley, my sole and only Tumblr friend. I would like to warn you in advance. Now that today is my last day off before a line of 10 day, 8 hour shifts; where my HR thought it would be a good idea that 5 of those days would be clopening (close at 10, open at 8, close at 11, open at 8, close at 11). This warning is to prepare you for the rants that will be.

As I work in a retail store, answering morons calls I’m sure there will be plenty to rant about. Add exhaustion and rants that I’ve been storing up in my head they may be pretty wild. (Of course…I may have to change half of my schedule if I’m able, Michael opens that week and I can’t have him waiting in the 20 degree weather out in the car for 6+ hours.)

But never fear! As I know how boring it can be to listen to a rant with no one ever saying anything positive, I shall not only insert funny witticisms but put atleast one thing that I love and a short explanation of why at the end.

Bon soir mon ami! ~Emily

December 17, 2011
Q
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Human memory? I was two years old and I rode in the back of a train. At the time? It was epic. I was also uber jealous that my sister and cousin got to blow the trains horn but I, the curious two-year old was not allowed.

Curious about my first non-human memory? I was a kitty. I slept, I ate, I was effing fluffy. Everyone loved me. The End.

November 18, 2011

An Intro To Life

As this is my first post on Tumblr, I figured I would get the basics out of the way. My name is Emily, and I am 19. My boyfriend and I are living happily together in a small efficiency apartment in the city with our cat, Leeroy Jenkins, and kitten, James Bond.

As of a couple months ago I cut off my chest length hair so it’s only just barely shoulder length. My eyes are variant colors of green; Depending on what I’m wearing, how I’m feeling and what day it is they change freely from light green, almost yellow to dark forest green. The mystery is, with two blue-eyed parents and a blue-eyed sister (even all my grandparents have blue eyes), where did they come from? I look so near-identical to my eleven year elder sister that I can’t even claim to have been adopted. My mother says they’re from my great (possibly great-great) grandmother, so I guess I’ll have to believe her.

I will say I’m employed but because I may be ranting about work on here, I’ll leave the place a mystery.

So, those are the very basics of myself. I’ll probably mostly be using this space to type out thoughts, rant and maybe even post a picture or two. We’ll see.

An Intro To Life. End Scene.